sararye:
allthegleefeels:
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS

(via lifeofthemoustachequeen)
neilpatrickharry:
pancakebatters:
I just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out through songs”
i find it hilarious that it worked
(via lifeofthemoustachequeen)
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
(via lifeofthemoustachequeen)
laugh-addict:
i saw hell with my own eyes

(Source: assstiel, via rachelthesassynerd)